[ Hello Luceti! It's been a while since Bolin bothered to make an entry on the network so obviously this is a totally serious thing. That's why Bolin is wearing a totally serious sweet mustache and circus gear. Don't question it, just go along with it. ]You now I never realized that in all the time I've been here, Pabu's been a bit of a one trick poodle pony, so we decided to improve one of his acts!
[ He lowers his voice to stage whisper conspiratorially. ] Plus he's been getting a little pudgy lately so he could use the exercise.
[ He coughs and adjusts his tone, talking like a carnival barker moves aside to reveal Pabu in a little outfit and hat and... a very small tightrope that's only about two feet off the ground. ] So! For the first time ever in Luceti, may I present: The Amazing Performing Pabu!
[ On cue, Pabu climbs up onto the rope and proceeds to walk across it on only his front paws, only wobbling a little as he crosses the rope. Going by Bolin's gasps of awe this part is supposed to be suspenseful. When he reaches the end Bolin quickly moves to hold up a hoop for him. ] Come on buddy! All you have to do is stick the landing!
[ With a little flip Pabu jumps through the hoop and lands on the floor on his hind legs. ]Tada! Pretty awesome, right?