isgorgeous | Round 4; [video]

[ Hello Luceti! It's been a while since Bolin bothered to make an entry on the network so obviously this is a totally serious thing. That's why Bolin is wearing a totally serious sweet mustache and circus gear. Don't question it, just go along with it. ]

You now I never realized that in all the time I've been here, Pabu's been a bit of a one trick poodle pony, so we decided to improve one of his acts! [ He lowers his voice to stage whisper conspiratorially. ] Plus he's been getting a little pudgy lately so he could use the exercise.

[ He coughs and adjusts his tone, talking like a carnival barker moves aside to reveal Pabu in a little outfit and hat and... a very small tightrope that's only about two feet off the ground. ] So! For the first time ever in Luceti, may I present: The Amazing Performing Pabu!

[ On cue, Pabu climbs up onto the rope and proceeds to walk across it on only his front paws, only wobbling a little as he crosses the rope. Going by Bolin's gasps of awe this part is supposed to be suspenseful. When he reaches the end Bolin quickly moves to hold up a hoop for him. ] Come on buddy! All you have to do is stick the landing!

[ With a little flip Pabu jumps through the hoop and lands on the floor on his hind legs. ]

Tada! Pretty awesome, right?

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[oh right, he still can't talk]

bro dat wuz pritty coo' yo

Thanks! We've been practicing for a while to make sure he had it right.

wut is he? sum kinda racun?

I don't think I've heard of a racun before, is that something from your world? Anyways, Pabu's a fire ferret.

naw. shibuya aint got no racuns. & how can he b a fire ferret if he aint on fire??

It's just a name, because of his red color. It's actually kind of funny they're called fire ferrets when they're from the earth kingdom usually.

y not jus call em red ferret then??

[then again, why do they certain Noise the things they do? ...eh.]

...gess it dont matta. thas coo' tho. how u get him to do tha stuf?

[ Because then people will figure out that a red panda married a ferret. ]

The usual training stuff, I give him treats when he does the trick right and he figures out the system. Plus Pabu is really smart!

[...that would be an awkward marriage........]

thas coo'. wut Lss he do? cuz i aint seen him b4 n all

[ His world has ostrich horses and poodle ponies. You have not even touched the tip of the weird animal marriage iceberg. ]

He can chew through ropes and climb across the ladder of death and he's totally adorable if you didn't notice. He's really multi-talented.

[avatar world.....! zoologists will forever be confused by you]

lader of death??? y'd u put him thru ther??

[ Bolin's horribly confused by all these non hybrid animals in Luceti. It's like they're all missing something vital. ]

It's not really a death ladder. I built it from some scrap wood and it sits on two buckets that are maybe five inches off the ground. But calling it the ladder of death makes it sound cooler.

[it's okay. Beat is horribly confused by everything ever. :Db someday they should talk about their native animals. he'll tell Bolin about he almost got eaten by a land shark.]

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aight, tha's coo'. if u wuz puttin him thru real death laders then id hav 2 punch u cuz tha aint cool but fake 1s r ok

[ Other worlds are terrifying places. Sharks need to stay in the water where they're only problems for the water benders. ]

Pabu's family, I wouldn't got putting him in real danger on purpose.

...ur rel8ted 2 a ferret?

[he took that literally, Bolin. Very literally.

And yeah, that's what Beat thinks. 8( Goddamn sharks.]

[ ...Sorry Beat, he's gonna roll with this one. ]

Our home life was interesting growing up.

[sob don't troll the idiot....]

...bro how'r u rel8ted 2 a ferret???

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